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Rolf is a character from the Ed, Edd n Eddy series. 

An oddball foreigner who runs a farm in the backyard of his home, and frequently rambles about either his oddball family or the oddball customs of The Old Country, which was formerly named Cloudcuckooland, (and suggested to actually be Norway.) He's usually tolerant of the "Ed-boys", unless he becomes a direct target of one of Eddy's scams.

In the AWA fics, Rolf, known as Rolf van Kelamis, is a student at the AWA Academy.

In the XP4 fics, Rolf, known as Rolf Yrmi, debuted in the XP4 Heroes Coalition - Neo-City Diaries.


Back in Peach Creek, Cul-de-sac, he would often works at his family' mini farm. He would often get scammed by the Eds with him ending up punishing them. After some events, he became good friends with the Eds.


Rolf wears a yellow T-shirt with a red horizontal stripe, light blue jeans, and red and cream shoes. During winter, he wears an orange sweater, has brown skin (comparable to Jonny's skin), as well as dark green eyes, dark blue hair, a unibrow, and a purple tongue.

XP4 Fanfics

Rolf wears a blue overalls over a yellow t-shirt and red & yellow creamed shoes.

XP4 Fanfics

Rolf is a member of the Heroes Coalitions and is the part of the Bullet Kingdom(formerly known as New Age Avengers). He also attends the Vanguard Academy.

XP4 Heroes Coalition - Neo-City Diaries

In Chapter 17, Rolf, alongside Eddy Skipper McGee, Eddward Marion "Double D, Edd" Smith and Edwin Horace "Ed" Williams are seen sitting on a sidewalk of the cul-de-sac in Peach Creek when Marcus "The Kane" McGee greeted them. The five then began to argue about going to camp is good or bad when a bus arrived with a large hand grabbing all of them and pulling them inside. They then met Major Richard Stronghold where they learned a bit about the Training Camp. Later, they arrived the Training Camp and were in awe upon seeing the place. After meeting Penelope von Steiner and Yoshika Miyafuji at the lobby area, Yoshika began to show them around the Training Camp and even meeting Danny Fenton, Jake Long and Randy Cunningham at the training area. After the tour, they decided to call it the night and made their way to their designated rooms with Rolf, Edd and Ed sharing a room together.

In Chapter 19, Rolf, alongside Marcus "The Kane" McGee, Eddward Marion "Double D, Edd" Smith, Edwin Horace "Ed" Williams and Eddy Skipper McGee, started their first day in training with the other trainees. Later, during a training session with the Heavy, Rolf witnessed Double D accidentally tossing a heavy disk backwards and hitting Eddy on the head, knocking his friend out silly. During a training session with the Scout, Rolf and Eddy are arguing of who's going first on a zipline when the Scout berated them and Rolf witnessed Eddy pushing the Scout off the platform in annoyance. Later that night and after a whole day of training, Marcus took part of the little get-together at the training facility's cafeteria.

In Chapter 21, Rolf, alongside Edwin Horace "Ed" Williams and Kaoru Matsubara, witnessed Eddy Skipper McGee getting kicked in the nards by Nonon Jakuzure and made fun of him by laughing at his pain.


Rolf is a hard-working, friendly and upbeat character, yet is also unusual and sometimes disconcerting to the others. Despite his many idiosyncrasies, he appears to have the respect of almost everyone in the Cul-De-Sac.

Rolf values hard work and can most often be found working on his parents' small farm. He is responsible for doing all sorts of chores from the menial, such as tending to the animals, planting seeds etc., to the downright strange. It is because of this frequent display of labor that Rolf has strength that rivals Ed's, though his strength, while impressive, is no match for Ed's, as Rolf can only use it when he is angry, while Ed's strength is a part of his biology. Even when angry, his strength still does not seem to be of the same intensity or level as Ed's. Though he often works and takes great pride in his achievements, he describes his youth, back in The Old Country as being "lazy" and "good for nothing." It is possible that he does some of the chores out of fear, as he once mentioned that if his chores were not finished, he would be "banished to the cupboard." This is one of the reasons the Urban Rangers exist: to do all sorts of chores around the Cul-De-Sac and to "become the masters of the mundane," as Rolf puts it. They are a boy scout-type organization that has existed for over fifty years and they are specialists when it comes to chores, for which they earn badges. Aside from the menial chores, they often take camping trips to the woods in order to earn camping badges.

Rolf has also shown numerous times a type of honor system, most notably in "Dueling Eds." Of course, growing up listening to fantastic stories about heroes and battles, it is no wonder that Rolf grew up into a man who gives credit where credit is due. Dishonoring someone from Rolf's country will result in a duel with dead fish as weapons, while balancing on a tree above a deep chasm. If the man who has dishonored the other man falls down into the chasm, the honor of the dishonored is restored, not just to him, but to his ancestors as well, thus meaning that if just one member of a family has been shamed, dishonored, or otherwise been disrespected, the credibility of the entire family is at stake. This is so deep that it even has supernatural properties: right after the "duel" begins, the alley was surrounded by heavy clouds that only vanished when Rolf (easily) defeated Eddy. The duel can be prevented beforehand if the provocateur brings to the man he offended the "Cupcakes of Sorriness," and then they must accept the "Eels of Forgiveness" down their trousers. Rolf has claimed that those worthy of the most respect are village buffoons and barbers, the latter of which he aspires to be.

He is also a prideful person, taking pride in numerous things, most notably him being the son of a shepherd, his hard work, and him winning the covetous, and most difficult of the Urban Ranger badges: The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge. His pride in part might explain his illeism, that is, him referring to himself in third person, though this could also be as a result of his handling of the English language.

Rolf also seems to be the oldest child in the Cul-De-Sac, and in some ways, acts more maturely when compared to the rest of the kids. In appearance (excluding the vast amount of body hair, which he claims to be premature), he also seems to be the tallest out of all the kids in the Cul-De-Sac. It may be because he grew up in a very different environment than the other kids, surrounded by a radically different lifestyle.

Even though he is a hard-working individual, he is also a fun-loving person. When not working or hanging out with the rest of the kids, he can be found having a warm drink by the fireplace, candied beets, or meat. His jollyness is best shown in "Wish You Were Ed," in which he is shown dancing to a particularly violent song called "That's My Horse," in which the two dancers say the line and then proceed to hit each other with their hands (or anything else such as a barrel, a wheelbarrow, and so on). Despite it being very painful, Rolf and Ed enjoy it very much and Edd at one point even described it as a "delightful barbaric dance." He also owns an accordion, which the song is played on.

His many confusing customs have flabbergasted the rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids to no end. The many strange foods (such as fish balls, assorted aquatic creatures, and various meats), celebrations, activities, holidays, clothes (such as a vest made from his father's back hair), stories (such as the battle between his Great Nano and a Giant Sea Cucumber), and so on. He consistently confuses the meanings and messages of gestures and customs in the Cul-De-Sac with that of his own traditions, confusing the potted plant Eddy was giving him as a token of apology as the "Potted Shrub of Ridicule," and thinks that Kevin avoiding having eels poured down his pants as a sign of disrespect.

An odd thing about Rolf is that in "Fa-La-La-La-Ed," he knows about Christmas like every one else, but in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle, he has no idea about Christmas.

On numerous occasions, Rolf has shown his sorrow and longing for his old village, most prominently featured in "Wish You Were Ed." Rolf is easily confused by the modern world and its technology, culture, and way of life. He stated that he "sweats himself to understand our modern go-go world." He often recalls his childhood days in The Old Country and his voyage to America in a canoe made from leather shoes (which will prompt him to talk for hours about his Great Nano). In "A Town Called Ed," Rolf, in a way, seems to have accepted the "confusing leisure delights" and simply goes along with them. When Kevin invited him over to his house to watch monster trucks, Rolf, somewhat nonchalantly, proclaims "Very well; Rolf will include himself, once again, in sharing yet another one of your menial customs and all the time wonder why." Overall, it may seem that Rolf has finally accepted his new, strange to him, home.


XP4 Coalitions

Rolf is a Blessed his Gift is called Hard Body which he gains the ability to turn his body hard as rock. His ability can also affects his surroundings such creating weapons such giant hammer and balls from soils and sands.

  • The Hammer of Discpline - creates a large hammer made of stone which he uses to smashes down at his targets.

Rolf also possessed an unspecified super-strength. He also uses a large fish he called "slapfish" as a weapon and he would beat his opponents with a move called "The Might Three Shoe Beating".


  • Rolf has the same color clothing scheme as Eddy, a yellow shirt with a red stripe, light blue pants and red shoes.
  • Rolf is usually friendly towards the Eds at the first time in the episode he meets them. After all, he will at unexpected times seek them for assistance. In "Scrambled Ed," he asks Edd for a solution to getting rid of the lobsters and leaks in his garden. In "Too Smart for His Own Ed," he asks Ed for help on his homework. In "Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed," he wants Ed's help to stomp on raspberries. In "Who's Minding the Ed?" he asks Ed to look after his farm animals while he was at his family reunion.
  • Rolf owns an accordion and is able to play it exceptionally well, as revealed in "Key to My Ed."
  • He is also known to own a unicycle, as shown in "Button Yer Ed," "Avast Ye Eds," "Ready, Set... Ed!" and "Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed." In "Ready, Set... Ed!" Rolf claims to have the record for "Unicycle Shenanigans". In "Fa-La-La-La-Ed," he gave the unicycle to Kevin.
  • Like Ed, Rolf has a unibrow, but it is thinner and therefore less noticeable than Ed's.
  • Rolf fears Eddy's Brother, because he fears Eddy's Brother will steal his chickens, and implies that he has done so before. When Rolf ultimately has the chance to confront Eddy's Brother in Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture show, he appeared to stand up for himself, only to send Kevin after him instead.
  • Despite his high level of strength, Rolf is still wary of Sarah, and was easily pummeled by her in "Urban Ed." He is also, like the other children of Peach Creek, terrified of the Kanker Sisters.
  • Rolf is apparently good at basketball; as he states in "A Pinch to Grow an Ed," he is capable of making up to five baskets in a row. He is also seen frequently playing basketball with Kevin.
  • In "Ed or Tails," Rolf mentions that he comes from a long line of village buffoons.
  • In the AWA fics, Rolf's last name is derived from his voice actor, Peter Kelamis.
  • In the XP4 fics, Rolf once shared a room with Double D and Ed. However after the renovation, his new roommates were revealed by Marcus to be the Okumura Brothers and Adolf.
  • In the XP4 fics, Rolf has no idea that Yoshika Miyafuji has her eyes set on him.
  • In the XP4 fics, Rolf works in a mini farm somewhere in Neo-City.


Notable Quotes

  • (to Marcus and Eddy) "Rolf agrees with sock wearing Ed-boy, we must all face this punishment like a man!"
  • "This creatures are NOOOO match against with the son of the Shepherd!"
  • "Shortstack Ed-boy has the worst luck with the ladies, yes."
  • (to Taro Yamada) "We saw how you fought those Emotionless! You had skills no doubt, so becoming a hero won't be a problem."
  • (to Ed) "Dimwitted Ed-boy! You are disgracing yourself!"
  • (towards a shark) "Foul creature! Thinking it can out match Rolf! Feel the wrath of the son of shepherd!"
  • (to Arisu Nightmare) "Rolf shall give you, the dreadful three shoe beating!"
  • (to Seishirou Tsugumi) "Aye! Ya dare point your doohickey at the prince! Rolf demands you to put that down or suffer the wrath of the son of the shepherd!"
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